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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Jessica Valenti (Shoulda-Been Barren)

"In killing ourselves to achieve this impossible standard, motherhood becomes less of a relationship and more of a job...It's a thankless, monotonous, exhausting, irritating and oppressive job."

- Author of a new book decrying motherhood:  'Why have Kids?'

Is someone forcing Jessica, or any American woman for that matter, to have children?  Am I missing something, or does the U.S. have a secret version of the S.S. forcing women to bear children?

Of course not.  So, what's the problem?  American women have the right to have children or not...In fact, they have the right to kill them while they are pregnant if they change their mind halfway.  They can give their children up for adoption if they decide they don't want them after they're born, as well.

So, what's the problem, Jessica?

Let's take a peek at Jessica's upbringing:  "Her father was a Buddhist, and her mother introduced her to her first pro-choice march when she was 13...She received her master's degree in Women's and Gender Studies." - Wikipedia

Alright, there's the problem:  Jessica was raised to be a Leftist lunatic...And she's been wildly successful in reaching that goal.

That said, how would you like to be this poor soul - Layla Sorella Valenti-Golis...Who is that?  Well, that's Jessica's daughter.  A daughter who must be causing Jessica to live "a thankless, monotonous, exhausting, irritating and oppressive" life.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Joey 'Bags' Biden (A Big Richard)

"Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college.  You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind."

Hey, Mr. Vice President, quit thinking about those cheerleaders with your "hard wood."...Though it's probably smarter than his 'big head.'  Which is why it "blows my mind" this clown is one heartbeat away from being Commander-in-Chief.


Thursday, September 20, 2012

Nick Cassavetes (Lover of Lovers)

"Who gives a s--t if people judge you?  I'm not saying this is an absolute but in a way, if you're not having kids - who gives a damn?  Love who you want.  Isn't that what we say?  Gay marriage - love who you want?...If it's your brother or sister it's super-weird, but if you look at it , you're not hurting anybody except every single person who freaks out because you're in love with one another."

Nah.  No slippery slope there! 

Bang your sister.  Bang your auntie.  Bang your grandpa if you want.

And what's with the concerns about "if you're not having kids"?  Bang your daughter, too - when she's legal of course...Not that any of us have the right to say what age is legal and not legal, because anyone who makes such a ruling is infringing on the rights of people who are "in love with one another."

Welcome to 'Modern-Day America'!  It's not pretty, it's "super-weird", and kinda makes you want to puke, but who am I - or you, or anyone else - to stop two people from being "in love with one another"?

For that matter who are we to stop more than two people from being "in love with one another"?

Or stopping people from banging their pets - or heaven knows what?  As long as everyone/everything is in "love with one another."

No rules, no morality, no sanity...Such things are regressive and wrong in the America of the 21st Century.

"If it feels good, do it.  Do it in the road." - Michael Savage (describing Liberal morality)

Nah.  No slippery slope there.  Just a sheer cliff!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Rep. Edward Markey (D - Massachusetts)

"I am not surprised that House Republicans would decide to throw any reference to climate change down a legislative Orwellian memory hole."

I'm sure Markey fancies himself a know-it-all genius, because he's an enlightened Liberal, but I'm thinking he doesn't know what 'Orwellian' means.

Orwellian:  of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the literary work of George Orwell or the totalitarian future described in his antiutopian novel 1984 - dictionary.reference.com

If either party is 'Orwellian', with "totalitarian" desires, it is the Democrat Party, which wants to control our every action...In fact, there are only two things in American life Democrats are less restrictive of than Republicans:  Abortion and gay marriage.

Just ask yourself:  Which party wants to stop me from ___________ (fill in the blank)?

I'm excluding the truly sick stuff from this question - letting killers and rapists out of prison, coddling pedophiles, etc...But if you ask it, you know the Democrats are on the wrong side of the question most of the time; even when they aren't more restrictive.

If you ask the 'Which party wants to stop me from?' question enough times, you'll surely find some things the Republicans are more restrictive of.  But if you're honest, you will find the Democrats are more restrictive much more often...Which is why the Democrat Party is the 'Orwellian', Utopian party, and the Republicans are the anti-Orwellian, "antiutopian" party.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Samuel L. Jackson (Racist)

"Wake the f--k up.  Vote for Obama."

- Line in an upcoming YouTube campaign ad.

And what's the genius reason we need to "wake the f--k up"?  Why should we follow this racist, Hollywood Idiot's screech to support Barack Obama?

"I voted for Barack because he was black." - S.L. Jackson (Feb. 2012)

Honestly, that's about the only reason there is...Heaven knows he hasn't been a good president in his first term, and if history is any guide - it always is - a second term will be even worse.

But at least we won't be stuck with that 'honkey Mormon' if we "wake the f--k up".

Real genius.  If this is how we elect our presidents now, then we deserve whatever fate we get.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Mike Barnicle (Bozo)

"Who is the more dangerous player on the world stage right now, the supreme leader in Tehran (Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei) or Bibi Netanyahu (Israeli Prime Minister)?"

- Question asked on MSNBC's 'Morning Joe'.

If the Muslim world decided to play nice with Israel, the Israelis would become fantastic trade partners with the Muslim world; the region and world would be much better off...If the Israelis decided to play nice with the Muslim world, the Muslim world would erase Israel from the map.

That's how ridiculous Barnicle's question was; so ridiculous even the other Liberal turds on the 'Morning Joe' panel called him out for it.

"It's not Netanyahu.  The supreme leader is a fascist.  And he right now is causing great pain to his people in a way that Bibi Netanyahu never would." - Joe Klein

"I understand the point of your question, but that was a silly question." - 'Douchey' Donny Deutsch

"That was a clown question, bro." - Joe Scarborough (MSNBC token Conservative - though barely Conservative)

Yet somehow, Barnicle will be allowed to continue showing his disgraced face on MSNBC...Not that he's any worse than others on the channel - Chrissy Matthews, Lawrence O'Donnell, etc.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Ted Strickland (Fairy Taler)

"If Mitt were president, he'd fire the reindeer and outsource the elves."

- Comment at the DNC Convention...Strickland is a former governor of Ohio (D).

How cute; making a little story out of how mean Mitt is...But this story is a perfect example of Democrat thinking.

See, Liberals believe in things like flying reindeer and elves.  What they are is federal employees.  Especially unionized federal employees...The fat guy with the white beard, Santa, is the federal government; handing out toys to all the good little boys and girls - otherwise known as the people who choose to emotionally and financially tie themselves to the government (state as well as Fed).

Here's hoping Mean Ol' Mitt does send the reindeer and elves packing, and also finds a way to significantly trim the fat off of St. Nick.

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Madonna (Skank)

"Tonight I'm not going to show my ass."

- Statement at a New York concert.

Madonna is a LIAR!  She most definitely showed her ass.

What exactly did Madonna show?  She painted five letters on her back to show the crowd:  OBAMA

Like I said, Madonna most definitely showed her ass!

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Steve Kerrigan (DNC Convention Chief)

“We have been monitoring weather forecasts closely and several reports predict thunderstorms in the area, therefore we have decided to move Thursday's proceedings to Time Warner Cable Arena to ensure the safety and security of our delegates and convention guests.”

- The plan was to have the speech at Bank of America Stadium - or whatever the DNC changed its name to stay away from a bank affiliation - which holds over 75,000 people...The arena holds around 20,000.

Wait a minute!  Obama can 'lower the oceans and cool the planet', but he can't keep it from raining during his speech?  I refuse to believe it.

“The president arrives, the rain stops, the sun comes out…Coincidence? I think not….He arrives, the sun comes out, and things are beautiful again.” – Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D – ChiTown, June 2012)

Maybe Obama chose not to control the rain - rain which never came, and wasn't predicted at a very high risk of coming.  Maybe there's another problem.
“But convention sources exclusively told the MailOnline on Tuesday that the real reason behind the switch was fears within the Obama campaign that there would be large numbers of empty seats in the 74,000-seater stadium. The Time Warner arena has a capacity of just over 20,000.” – Toby Harnden

Ah, now I get it.  Obama can control the planet and the weather, but he can't control the American people, and the optics of seeing the President give his 'lecture' to a half-empty stadium would have been horrible.

Tuesday, September 04, 2012


"Given that only 15 percent of you turn to government in tough times, we want to make sure you know about benefits that could help you."

Talk about the Obama Administration in a nutshell: 'We know 99% of you have it rough, so why aren't all 99% of you on the dole?  Drop your pride, and visit us at USA.gov.'

Once you get to the website they should have a heading stating:  'Now we'll capture you with our goodies; not enough to make you happy or satisfy your needs, but just enough to make you dependent.'
Towards the middle of the page they ought to have a disclaimer:  'Warning - No American in their right mind should get on the government teet.  Those who do may become addicted.  This addiction is also transferable to succeeding generations.

At the end of the page there should be a statement:  'Democrat Party participation is highly recommended; lest you be encouraged to quit receiving said goodies.'

And finally, hidden deep in the website html-code needs to be an accounting statement:  'This page, it's contents, and goodies are paid for by the U.S. taxpayer.  SUCKA!!!'

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Michael 'Nostradamus' Moore

"I think people should start to practice the words 'President Romney.'"

- It should be noted this quote isn't in the normal commie RED.
Uhhhhh!  I never thought I'd say this:  I pray that Michael Moore is CORRECT!

The beauty of the matter is the outcome of the election is more or less out of the hands of clowns like Michael Moore...It is up to 'We the people' to make his prediction come true.

Or not.


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